Beer Dispensing Chair

Beer Dispensing Chair

Today in 2005, US Patent D503550 S1 was issued, an invention of Brian Miesieski, Devin Kelly, and Geoff Blanck, assigned to Labatt Brewing Company Ltd, for their “Combined Beer Dispensing Cooler and Lawn Chair.” There’s no Abstract, which is unusual for such a recent patent. The patent application merely lists the seven submitted drawings of the design and the only other text at all is this short claim. “The ornamental design for a combined beer dispensing cooler and lawn chair, as shown.” My first thought was this had to be a promotional item that Labatt used for some sales campaign. And, in fact, that’s what it was used for. I found a picture of the finished product, which also included this caption: This unit was designed to promote Labatt’s “Blueprint” advertising campaign which was centered around a series of beer dispensers. This chair was featured on ABC’s“Good Morning America”, a nationally broadcast television show, as one of the “Best Gadgets For Your Life”. The cooler keeps 12 cans of beer ice cold while storing one can in a chilled holding pen. When the handle is pushed it releases the can in the holding pen and reloads itself. And the Global Marketing Group of Fair Lawn, New Jersey, a marketing display company, currently lists the chair in their catalog under Unique Solutions. So you could still get your own beer can chair, if you really, really wanted one.
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Beer Dispensing Chair

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Beer Dispensing Chair

According to Foodbeast, GrinOn Industries invented the Bottoms Up Draft Beer Dispensing System a few years ago to help solve long lines for beer. Here’s how it works: Each cup of beer is designed with a special magnet sealed bottom. When placed on the dispenser, the magnet is momentarily released and the cup is automatically filled with the right amount of beer (no hands necessary). Finally, the magnet reseals and the beer is ready for serving.
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Beer Dispensing Chair

Today in 2005, US Patent D503550 S1 was issued, an invention of Brian Miesieski, Devin Kelly, and Geoff Blanck, assigned to Labatt Brewing Company Ltd, for their “Combined Beer Dispensing Cooler and Lawn Chair.” There’s no Abstract, which is unusual for such a recent patent. The patent application merely lists the seven submitted drawings of the design and the only other text at all is this short claim. “The ornamental design for a combined beer dispensing cooler and lawn chair, as shown.”
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Beer Dispensing Chair

Simply open the fridge door located on the side of the chair and load your six pack of game time refreshments. (The Beer Chair can accommodate cans, long necks and stubbies) When you’re ready for a beer all you need to do is press the “beer me” button located on the armrest. A small platform will lower, retrieve a beer from the silent thermo-electric cooled fridge and bring it up, perfectly chilled and ready to drink. In order to keep your beer cool all you need to do is place it down again on the platform and it will recess about four inches, keeping your beer at the perfect temperature.
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Beer Dispensing Chair

By Rain Noe – Jun 29, 2015 Bosch Engineer Explains How to Organize Your Refrigerator Strangely, he does not mention beer I keep vegetables in the crisper drawer and put the eggs in that thing that’s shaped like eggs. Other than that my refrigerator is a total free-for-all, with the beer, meat, snacks, beer, leftovers, milk, beer, and juice all just wedged wherever it will fit, usually centered around the beer.
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Beer Dispensing Chair

I keep vegetables in the crisper drawer and put the eggs in that thing that’s shaped like eggs. Other than that my refrigerator is a total free-for-all, with the beer, meat, snacks, beer, leftovers, milk, beer, and juice all just wedged wherever it will fit, usually centered around the beer.
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Beer Dispensing Chair

Do you remember GrinOn’s magical beer dispenser? The Bottoms Up beer delivery system pushes beer up through a perforated hole on the bottom of the cup. A magnet on the bottom of the cup seals the hole when you’re done filling it. Wonderfully awesome, right? But it gets better!Now GrinOn has built its system into a recliner. Just sit down to watch My Little Pony football. Whenever you set your cup down on the armrest, fresh beer will pump in.Official Website -via That’s Nerdalicious! (where there’s a video)
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While this automatic system is certainly helpful, the Bottoms Up Draft Beer Dispensing System has only been available to stadiums and bars, until now. GrinOn just came out with its very first home version, and it comes in the form of an armchair.
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Trick Shots Involving Beer-Fetching in Milwaukee Guys in Milwaukee don’t just grab their bros a brewski, they toss it to them in the most challenging way possible. Exhibit A: Watch this video of a couple of guys getting each other a beer and having it delivered straight to their buddy’s hand via a trampoline or even a slingshot. As they say in the video description, they don’t just hand each other a beer in Milwaukee. View Now
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Beer Pong Trick Shot, High-Five and Repeat If there was ever a beer pong competition, I think these guys would win the big prize! Watch this video of two buddies orchestrating the most absurd contraptions for playing beer pong and nailing all their shots. This must have taken a lot of “practice.” View Now
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The chair is pricey. It will sell on the company’s website for a whopping $1,149.99. And the owner will still have to buy the beer to refill the special compartment. But with the armchair, TV-watchers can have another beer whenever they want, not just during the commercials.
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This unit was designed to promote Labatt’s “Blueprint” advertising campaign which was centered around a series of beer dispensers. This chair was featured on ABC’s“Good Morning America”, a nationally broadcast television show, as one of the “Best Gadgets For Your Life”. The cooler keeps 12 cans of beer ice cold while storing one can in a chilled holding pen. When the handle is pushed it releases the can in the holding pen and reloads itself.
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This is, by far, the coolest and most innovative beer dispenser we’ve ever seen. The guy in this video knows exactly what he’s doing. The Bottoms Up Home Unit Kit allows you to have a beer tap wherever you have a kegerator set up. Take your special cup, put it on the device, and watch it in all its glory. 
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Mechanic Splices Together Epic ‘Beer Bike’ Laura Kampf makes a handy mad scientist as she Frankensteins a BMX bike and handtruck together. The final product is an awesome marriage of form and function. Granted, Laura's basically a mechanical genius, but her newly dubbed “Beer Bike” is guaranteed to become the envy of the neighborhood! Why carry when you can ride in style? View Now
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And the Global Marketing Group of Fair Lawn, New Jersey, a marketing display company, currently lists the chair in their catalog under Unique Solutions. So you could still get your own beer can chair, if you really, really wanted one.

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